Free Downloads Two Chubby Cubs: The Big Gay Florida Honeymoon
If you're a fan of the inane wittering you can find at www.twochubbycubs.com and you want something a little more to fill the hole we leave behind, why not give this a go - it's our diary from our honeymoon in America from a few years ago. It's not a slimming book - hell, we put on so much weight that our ankles snapped like old spaghetti, but it's apparently "funny" so give it a go.It's a long one - so take it easy! This is a trip report of a British honeymooning, sarcastic gay couple - never blue, but always a bit colourful. We take in all the big sights of Florida, including the Disney parks, Universal Studios and all the marvellous odds and sods that make up the ultimate honeymoon.The only two stars of the trip report are:Jaymes (me) – just married Paul after four years of being together. 26, snappy dresser (well, I fill out a George tee-shirt well), comfortably upholstered, bald head, probably classed as the ‘feminine one’ despite looking like Bryan McFadden on a fat day.Paul (him) – has somehow found himself married to me, the lucky sod. 25, built like a little barrel, has a somewhat worrying fascination with lumberjack shirts, the ‘masculine’ one, though not quite.Together, we take the mickey out of everything, will go on any rides we can, dislike common people despite being as working-class as you can get, fully intent on spending the many thousands we have saved up for our honeymoon – 4 weeks in Orlando – week 1 at the Polynesian, week 2 at the Wyndham, week 3 at the Four Points and week 4 at the Hard Rock Hotel. Report might be slightly cheeky but nothing that’ll blow your socks off. Swearing minimal. Please keep your arms, feet and bingo wings inside the ride.
File Size: 1233 KB
Print Length: 129 pages
Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
Publication Date: May 11, 2012
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B0082RAF0I
Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray: Not Enabled
Word Wise: Enabled
Lending: Not Enabled
Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
Best Sellers Rank: #236,313 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store) #2 in Books > Crafts, Hobbies & Home > Weddings > Honeymoon #14 in Books > Gay & Lesbian > Travel #65 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Nonfiction > Travel > Specialty Travel > Amusement & Theme Parks
I like travelogues, especially those of Europeans coming to the USA. So I enjoyed this book, but it's probably best for someone who is as heavily into the idea of spending weeks and weeks in Orlando as these guys did. As an American, the very idea sounds totally dreadful to me (why not at least travel around a bit and see more of the country?), but it seems to have made these fellas happy, and they approach their topic with enthusiasm and good spirits.
absolutely loved this book! full of gay cliches, which I love, and had me laughing out loud! found myself thinking that id love to go to dinner with these two, they must be hilarious in person! Recommend to anyone and everyone!
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