Free Downloads CAT TRAINING FOR HUMANS: OBEY THE CAT RULES OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE: CAT CARE CAT FOOD CAT BEHAVOUR CAT RULES CAT TRAINING EXPLAINED FOR HUMANS (IT IS ... FOOD CAT LOVER CAT TRAINING SERIES Book 1)
HUMAN - YOUR CAT TRAINING BEGINS WITH THIS BOOK. OBEY THE CAT OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLEYOUR DUTY TO SERVE YOUR CAT REQUIRES STRICT OBEDIENCE TO THESE RULES, SO STUDY HARD AND GET TO WORK, NOW This book will teach you how to do a better job if you want to continue in our service. There is one undisputed fact: obey the cat and there will be less trouble. You humans don’t want cat trouble. In this book the human cat “owner” will learn his or her duties:> The Proper Care and Feeding of a Cat, including advanced food and wine pairing guidelines> Interaction Between Cat and Human, including lap cat nap time (a privilege to be earned, not an obligation)> My Way or The Highway, including cat lodging requirements (think The Ritz-Carlton, not Motel Six)Heed this advice, and you human have some small chance of living a life blessed with the company of a cat in good humor. You don’t want a life with “Crabby Cat.” “Crabby Cat” will ruin your life. Trust us on this one.THIS BOOK TEACHES THE CAT CARE RULES, WRITTEN BY CATS FOR HUMANS. HERE IS WHAT YOU MUST LEARN:Food And Wine Pairing: An Introduction To Cat Tastes No Vegan Diet For Cats, Please; Think Paleo or Atkins (With Wines Of Distinction)Cat Dietary Needs: “Six Meals A Day For Strength” ProgramLap Nap Time And Cashmere: Just How Much Do You Love Me?Cat Bedding: Think The Ritz-Carlton, Not Motel 6, PleaseBling And Toys: You Have Yours, We Need OursMy Nocturnal Ramblings: Tough Shit, Suck It UpLitter Box: Keep It Clean, Or We Visit Your Bedroom. ‘Nuff Said We have laid out the rules and best practices for caring for cats. Remember, our house, our rules. No, it is not an easy job, but you chose this life, Human. Instead of having friends, your companion is a 20-pound arrogant furball. Obey, and you have some small chance of living a life blessed with the company of a cat in a good mood. You don’t want a life with “Crabby Cat.” “Crabby Cat” will ruin your life. Trust us on this one. Cat training is difficult, we know. Taking care of the cat food, accommodating the smell of cat food, trying to be patient with strange cat behavior, and the eternal question of is cat love real love? In this book you humans get what you need to do your job: cat recipes, cat tales, an understanding of cat humor and cat jokes, the basics of cat care, cat eating habits (more gin, please) - all the cat training you need for a happy cat life.Please Buy Your Book Now - The Cat Is Hungry
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Print Length: 18 pages
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Publisher: IT IS ALL ABOUT THE CAT CAT RULES CAT BEHAVOUR CAT CARE CAT FOOD CAT LOVER CAT TRAINING STUDY INSTITUTE -- CHEF TUMMY OMNIMEDIA; 1 edition (May 22, 2015)
Publication Date: May 22, 2015
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B00Y5NQ13I
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Really didn't know that this book was written from the perspective of a cat and strange as it may seem, that perspective really hit home with me especially since I have three cats of my own. As I was reading, I actually did feel like it was a cat speaking to me and again, that may seem strange but I took it to heart. I also learned some new things about cats which I won't repeat here because you should buy the book and learn this for yourself especially when it comes to their food and eating times throughout the day. I also appreciate how this book wasn't filled with a lot of fluff and even though it's a short read, since it's written from the cat's perspective, it was quite entertaining. If you have cats of your own, definitely consider picking this book up and learn some things about cats that you did NOT know before. I think we all tend to take our pets for granted after living with them for awhile. This book definitely made me RETHINK taking my three felines for granted. Good read. Recommended. Giving it 5 STARS.
Cat training is really human training in this happy cranky cat book about how humans need to know their cat better and Obey! I thought it was very funny and there are lots of little zingers in the book that any cat lover will recognize and enjoy.Many thanks!
I love my cat and so I am going to obey obey these rules from the Cat Training book -- so darn funny and recommended for all cat owners.
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